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Ping Kavey

kaveypie, my Amazon recommendations list is now full of shower caps, and it's all your fault.

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There is no problem that cannot be exasperated by an infinite number of shower caps.
Maybe someone is trying to tell you something :)

Kavita (noun) (kARRvitaaaaa) Neoclassical Cargo Cult Goddess. (hist) Origination is obscure but modern day researchers are of the opinion that the Cult of Kavita started in some of the more enlightened areas of Luton (Lütorn). Most of the evidence for the existence of Kavita has been based up on the writings and observations of Ptrë (former cabin boy to Pliny the Elder).
The cults main theme was that of cleanliness, both in body and mind. To allow this to occur great deluges of cold water (normally great water falls) were to be administered regularly, this not only cleaned the body but also cleaned the mind as shock of the cold water would cause total ammnesia. Due to this many cult members forgot they were part of the cult and needed to be reminded. As can be expected single outposts of the cult slowly decayed out and thus the entire cult had disappeared by the late 4th century. However now and again the former teachings are rediscovered. Due to civilisation moving on from Water fall dwelling an alternative was invented and this is thought where the Shower Head was invented. It is also thought at the Second Convocation of the Heads in the late 3rd century that a means be found to reduce the level of ammnesia from the shock and thus a cap was woven from wool to be worn in the shower. Sadly it was too late and as stated the cult died out in the 4th century, but sometimes a person is mysteriously deluged by shower caps so that they would not forget.

Ha haaaa ha oh my haaa haa magic, that's absolutely frigging hilarious, haaa haa. Nice one, Andre!

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