Favourite line of the evening:
Nez appeared at the doorway. “Shit. And I thought the other rooms were bad. What is this, National Turn-Over-A-House Day? Hallmark have got a lot to fucking answer for.”
No, not the drink, I'm afraid. This is a mimosa pudica, the "sensitive plant". It came up in a Times crossword recently, and helpfully I'm…
I've been getting into plants quite a lot in this break between contracts. Perhaps a little too much, given that my lounge does not have an awful…
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