Okay, I've not done an LJ meme posting before, so I guess I should get on and do it. Especially as the first result was so great, but my favourite is no. 7:
1. Matt Needs Spaz
2. Matt needs new liver
3. Matt Needs Money
4. Matt needs Tasks
5. Matt needs a job!
6. Matt needs sponsor to get medal
7. Matt needs to have his bottom bared and a paddling needs to be administered
8. Matt needs Merch
9. Matt needs to step up tonight.
10. Matt needs a fine instrument.
Pretty odd collection, right there.
You need look no further, I will be willing to carry out No.7 for you given the day I've had so far and the lovely mood I'm in :)
Am still wondering what Merch is though?
Merch is merchandise, often specifically the merchandising for a band, but I didn't look too hard at the results for that one, so I can't be sure *grin*.